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Contestant #2: First thing, I could never love you. but if i did, I'd probably show you that i care by takin' all these other mothafuckers outta here. I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!I'd go through your phone book and wack 'em all, then find Contestant number 1 and break his fuckin jaw (what!? Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand i throw a little in your face and say i'm just playin'.(applause and laughter) Host: Now lets meet Contestant number 2. Sharon: I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotion, a man who expresses himself in his own special way.He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival. Number 2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? I'd grab your titties, and stretch 'em down past your waist, let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face.
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!After the last listed track ("The Pendulum's Promise") there is silence for a few minutes, then Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope have a "putdown" contest, then there's a track possibly named "Right Here". Check the indexes below for other performers on the site, or use google search to search the entire site.lets meet contestant number one, hes a skitsophranic serial killer clown who says women love his sexy smile lets find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever so lets say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick.Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips!It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother I'm standing staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13 she got some big tits!