Dating an italian guy

We look innocent enough, but stay on your toes and don't upset us. Lunch is at least three courses and wine is in never-ending supply. And if you stop eating, you don't just offend the family, but the entire line of ancestors. It's easy to stay on our good side, but once you make a bad move or say something bad about our family, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. )Italian families are usually very accepting of outsiders so don't be surprised if you come over to meet the family and are greeted with dozens of smooches and firm handshakes.4. Women have different bodies, no matter what ethnicity they are, but Italian women have some of the most voluptuous. The energy is always high and your troubles melt away as soon as you smell what's cooking and how much home-brewed wine is flowing.

I would compare the wrath of an Italian to something out of a horror movie, or a tornado that keeps gaining momentum but never stops ... On the flip-side, it's this same hot-bloodedness that makes us such passionate creatures. While we can appreciate all types of cuisine, there's just nothing like a nice bowl of pasta to hit the spot. The most important part of these long meals is that Italians surround themselves with family; food itself is a bonding experience (and also a delicious one). Be sure to keep my family's name out of your mouth and we won't have any problems, got it? There is just something SO sexy about our brown eyes, dark hair, and curvy figures. Why do you think we're always so happy when we are around alcohol and yummy dishes?

I couldn’t help cringing when I heard of this plan, but I wished him luck and offered my advice, should he desire it.

A few weeks later I ran into him again at a bar where he was telling the employee to pile some more “mutzadell” and “brahjzoot” on his panino.

After all, we know best and, we’re not afraid to tell you so.3. You’ll never see an Italian woman looking like a rag doll, I can assure you of that.

But you won't stay in our hearts long if you can't dress the part. It's no wonder that Milan is one of the world's biggest fashion capitals.4.

Just be prepared to reciprocate because we’ve got a few witty remarks up our sleeve and we’re not afraid to shoot them your way.5. It is very likely that you will meet our entire family on your first trip to our house, and it will probably overwhelm you. Our mothers trained us to be the best we could be at anything and everything there was to be good at.

He’s been practicing his art in situ since he was old enough to shout “ciao, bella!

We’re more than happy to take a joke, as long as you can take one back.

Unlike some, we know how to take a joke, even if it’s at our own expense. We can go from laughing at something you said to erratically smacking you in the face, to fiercely kissing you in a matter of seconds. But that passion makes us capable of almost anything.

We have huge hearts but we also aren't afraid to fight. Whether it's Nona's homemade pasta or mom's meatball soup, we can't get enough of it. So, even if you don't woo your lady with a 7-course meal, the fastest way to her heart is through her stomach.3. A full stomach means a good time and that is no joke. My advice is to know what you're getting into before you date us.

What's sexier than a woman who is full to bursting with passion and won’t take sh*t from anyone? We're full of spunk, we are fun, and we are passionate. All danger aside, you're in for the ride of your life.

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